I really don’t think this is the triforce I was looking for…
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LETS AGREE NEVER TO MENTION THIS FUCKING VIDEO EVER AGAIN
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A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
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things I can’t imagine
- someone having a crush on me
- someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow she’s cute’
- someone getting happy because I messaged them first
- someone thinking about me, in general
- someone wondering how I am
- someone finding me attractive
- someone doing something to try and impress me
- someone asking their friend on what to say to me
- someone wanting to get to know me
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Yeah, my mama took me over to a tattoo parlor, and I showed the guy there what I wanted. According to him mine would be better to get as a second tattoo since I’ve never had one before. He says that I should get something small first, and then get the one I want.
I know I wanted mine to be the first, but I understand where he’s getting at. I AM getting the one I made, soooo I will be getting this one sometime next week, and mine hopefully sometime after that :3